An exciting escape and the best monster-repelling "charm" ever! The tentacle monster reminded me of Dementors, but instead of being kissed by it you had to kiss each other. Or at least Severus and Harry had to - I like the way Severus thinks when in danger. :) And I agree with Harry on the uselessness of the ”saying flattering things” option. *giggles*
I enjoyed Harry’s wanking session very much; how he started with thinking about what Snape probably didn’t want and continued with all those could haves, how it ended with the photograph of Snape open-mouthed in astonishment. Hot and lovely!