Now I want to read about the adventures of Captain Jack Snape.
And I've got "If I were a space man" (to the tune of Tevye's "If I were a rich man") running through my head, and the song doesn't exist and I may have to write it. Gaah.
If I were a space man, Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. All day long I'd biddy biddy bum. If I were a starship man. I wouldn't have to fly brooms. Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. If I were a biddy biddy space, Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.