This is like the cover of a gay historical romance THAT I WANT TO READ LIEK WOAH.
Harry's face has every hallmark of the heroine: sooty lashes, tear-wet blue eyes, expressive silky brows, the infamous "pert nose" and a rosebud mouth. But Snape - OMG, Snape is utterly unique. So expressive! The scowl! And the sly eyes!