Snape's Thoughts
Oh my lord! What have I done? This... this is unconsciounable! No, worse than that, unthinkably tragic! Worse even than my regretable decision to join the dark lord! I'll never get rid of him now. This Gryffindor will never let go of me now! He'll expect a huge wedding, with thousands of those wretched Weasley's in attendance. A house in some sort of idylic location, like the countryside or near the ocean. A dungeounless house at that. He'll even want a child or threed! The horror!
How could I have allowed this to happen? Did I mistakenly ingest one of my own lust potions? Did I have one too many firewhiskeys? No. It's worse than that I fear. I fell in love. With him. And now I'm stuck with him forever. It's an utter tragedy. I'll never live this down.