Oh, you're a petite thing! I might stand a chance in a cage battle! I am *cough* not petite. And taller.
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's those petite chicks you have to watch out for. They are always ruthless. You'd kick my ass. I'm a whimp.
(Note to mental self: When/if said cage battle ever happens, at least scowl at her at the end. It might just save one tiny bit of your dignity. Or bring arsenal.)