LOL! Oh, dear sweet ridiculous Harry. My favorite line is Severus's summary. . . .
'So, if I understand you correctly, you eavesdropped on a conversation and, instead of talking to me, decided that I work at The Wicked Wand as a prostitute. And then thought that the best course of action was, again, not to talk to me, but to come to the brothel and confront me. And somehow you ended up naked.'