Re: ***KINKY DRAGON TOE PHILOSOPHIES HERE***
"Duhh, yes, mate, you look like a beached whale, haven't seen your bits for 3 months, get kicked and elbowed all day and night in the kidneys, bladder, ribs and belly and you have NOW realised that you're going to have a baby?"
"You're an arse, Ron."
"Ignore him, Harry. When did this revelation hit you?"
"When I was mumble mumble."
"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that?"
"When I was sucking Severus' toes."
"Argh! Too much information! Brain bleach, brain bleach - "
"Oh stop being a twit, Ronald! You know perfectly well that Harry and Severus have sex, how else did you think they acquired seven children? Did you imagine that a phoenix brought them?"
"A dragon, more like. I'd better go and rescue Rose, your lot have got her tied up to the apple tree and appear to be brandishing swords...."
"Thanks Ron. I don't know where Severus has got to, I hope Lily and Ellie haven't fallen in the compost heap again. Hermione, tell me again why I wanted another baby?"
"Hm, was it something to do with toe sucking?"
"Probably, although Severus muttered something about revenge after having the triplets and you know he doesn't easily let go of a grudge. I am beginning to wonder how many I've got in here..."