Christ, this isn't a fic, it's a work of art. This was seriously brilliant. And for some odd reason, I snorfled at Harry's childish chalking of 'Hi!' on the door. Because you know, he really would do that :P The humour in your fics is always top-notch. And the uniqueness is always bar none. Question - why didn't you guys just cough up another grand and make it an even 50k? *G*