i just cannot stop myself from making jokes at the expense of harry's hair. and once i started giving it a personality, it was as though it tried to take over the entire story. i'm afraid it might be angling to be the next dark lord!
who would have sex with dudley indeed! a very drunk and celebratory witch, i'm wagering. although i have to admit, when i reread the scene in DH where he tells harry he doesn't think he's a waste of space (paraphrasing!), i was really moved. i think there's a heart in there somewhere, and that he might be quite a decent person away from the influence of his mum and dad.
er, that was a long and rambling way of saying i totally warmed up to dudley writing about him! that tends to happen to me.