"Because every depositor receives a quarterly statement from the time of majority until the day they die."
This had me LOLing:
He had had that thought in the back of his mind, but had refused to acknowledge it. Now he was being forced to and, had he the energy, it would have made him cranky. He was tired of dying.
This was very clever and thought-provoking:
Harry did not deal well with shades of gray, he knew, and that was the only color that existed in Snape's world.