Ohh, this is absolutely brilliant! I would never have thought it possible to frusion HP and Grosse Point Blanc. Hell how do you mix wands and firearms? Harry as an assassin? Snape as the stood-up girlfriend. But by the end it made a wonderful sort of sense, it fit and I was completely charmed. Your dialogue was witty and LOL funny, and I loved your characterizations. So entertaining, I enjoyed this so much!