This was an absolute delight from first word to last. Laugh out loud funny. Ron and Luna were just wonderful. Clueless Harry is always a lovely thing to read. And a snarky Snape is a joy. Culinary whiz ron, great. And Luna's library visit. :D And the end, lovely, sure Severus and denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
"Entrance!" Ron repeated. "I'm going to do the washing up."
"So why does it have to be sex?" Ron asked. "Can't he just, I don't know, give blood? Or, or, spit? Or piss?" Ron was never going to be the same after this conversation."