Mmmmm, Boba Snape with a jet pack. I think Tripper should do art. Oh lawzie yes!
You really crack me up--Snapeletman, but srsly, I'd really like to see that, if only to see that scene where Snape would scream at Harry, "Get thee to a nunnery." The run off, cackling.
The things you listed that you'd stylistically like to see intrigued me; after writing dozens of Snarrys and wondering to myself, "What's next?" that might be what I'll do--play with the actual writing side of it, which certainly would be a challenge, and hopefully produce something fresh and different.
I'm chomping at the bit to read your finished story, since you've been torturing me with tidbits for weeks. And I have two words for you: pancakes, sausage!!!!