There's a first time for everything.
"So, everything is connected. This goes in here, and then you press this," Harry said cheerfully. "Then you start this, and then you press both at once."
Severus looked skeptical. "At once? Is that anatomically possible?"
Harry ran hand through his hair and wished that he hadn't taken his clothes off so soon after coming home. His trousers had mysteriously disappeared, and he wasn't very keen on wearing Severus's bathrobe. Sure, it was made of velvet, but it was green.
"Yes," he said finally. "I'll hit play over here, and you hit it over there."
Severus continued to look skeptical, but he absently reached into the bowl he held in one hand and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "Right. How are we going to do that with your mouth attached to my—"
"That comes later!" Harry grinned. "This'll be cool."
"This has a wizard in it, right?"
"Yes."
"The Wizard of Or and The Dark Side of the Moon." Snape ate the popcorn absently.
Harry nodded. "Wizard of Oz, and together. It's supposed to be wizard."
Severus poked the DVD player with his finger. "I thought you purchased this Muggle machine so that we could watch prono."
Harry smiled and wondered if his underwear was under the sofa. "It's porno, and yes, but sometimes you have to not watch porn."
Severus handed him the popcorn and turned to leave. "Not interested."
Harry caught the bowl in midair before the whole thing almost slipped from his grasp and fell to the floor. "But it'll be fun! Their lips match the singing on the album! You have to help me press the other button!"
Snape turned and cocked his head. "That is so disturbing it's almost sexy." He shrugged. "Fine. I'll press all your buttons."