Re: Purple Prose (complimentary comment porn! Yay!)
Wheeee! My very own comment porn! With bonus thematic application! *applies theme liberally over self*
dark and cynical passion
Yes! Exactly! What a perfect distillation of Snape's smoldering effect. It sums up his attitude in a single stroke. *slaps your hand away* No, not that stroke, you shameless hussy.
"Do you see purple veins or wanton throbbing here?"
"I'm afraid I do, Professor."
Bwahahaha! Harry sounds so apologetic! *embraces the pr0n, even if it does smell faintly of dragon-breath*