Holy fuck I can't beleive I've written TEAM DRAGON M-preg Comment Pr0n!!
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Snape sneered slightly as he watched Harry work his hands in his lap.
"What in god's name are you doing?" he asked scornfully, then startled suddenly as a bright flash of light nearly blinded him. Rubbing his eyes, he blinked them to find Harry doubled over, sniggering with laughter.
"It's a Canon Super Shot—a camera," Harry managed to squeak out in between gasps.
"And you've acquired one because…" Snape glowered.
"Porn, Severus. We can take dirty pictures of each other," Harry murmured as he pointed the camera at Snape, who shielded his face, making Harry laugh again.
"Porn?" Snape's eyes lit up as he moved to sit beside Harry.
Harry held the camera out to him. "Yeah, sex pictures."
"Hmm," Snape mused as he looked through the viewfinder. "Lift up your shirt and undo your trousers."
Harry sighed. "Not that. Sexual pictures."
Motioning with his free hand, Snape insisted. "Later. First, I want this one—call it blackmail material."
Lifting his shirt and undoing his flies, Harry exposed his rounded pregnant belly. "I wanted sex pictures."
Snape sneered again. "You bought the camera, so now we have the weekend to document…everything. Sexual, that is. Get undressed, we're starting now," he directed as he stood and Summoned the dreaded bag of sex toys.
Harry groaned, his cock already poking up from beneath his swollen belly.