Hee hee! I think all Dragons should write comment pr0n on each others' interviews - I bet a lot of people would read about us if they knew they'd get a good dose of dirty at the same time!
So, to start the tradition, here's a little something for you, my dear:
Harry's breath faltered and he closed his eyes, jaw clenched. The bastard. He jerked against his restraints with a gasp.
"Something wrong, Potter?"
He could feel the melting ice trickle over his ribs and pool beneath his aching shoulders. "N-not what I meant, and you know it."
"Perhaps next time you'll choose your words more carefully. You know how I hate slang. Just imagine what would happen if you ever, Merlin forbid, called me 'hot'."