I am so honored to be beneath such an awesome capitan! It is a very comfortable position to find oneself in.
You crack me up...and yes, there will be serious reprisals if teh dragon does not make some sort of appearance...I've thought up the rewards, but not the punishments, and yummmm, just thinking of them makes my...scales...feel a bit tight.
You know I'm coming over there next spring--I may have to administer them in person....