I can just see all of Snape's booth confessions: "Albus, you are a TOOL if you really believe that SHIT. And even if you do, I don't appreciate you THRUSTING it under my nose, like I'm supposed to read it and tell you what I think?
"LOCKHART, YOU ARE AN ASS. I HOPE YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF YOU, or dead. IF you were mu kid, I'd DIE of embarrassment.
"Minerva, STOP PARADING ABOUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST BECAUSE THE JUDGES SAID YOU HAVE A NICE ASS. It was one comment, it shouldn't consume your life.
"And HARRY GODDAMNED FUCKING POTTER, I was drunk in the HOT TUB THAT NIGHT. Attaching yourself to me, and then borrowing my clothes without asking? HORRIBLE. IT WAS ONE NIGHT. I am not in love with you. Christ, what happened to you as a child that made you such an emotional train wreck?
"You....bitches."
Uhm this makes more sense if you've seen Elyse's Season one confession from ANTM.