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Original poster: snarrymod
Opening Games Crack Art, XIIIcorvus_coronis has graciously sent in even more crack. Many of you enjoyed her Snagini. Today we bring you her adaptation of Snarry-Meets-Equus.
Snequus
By corvus_coronis
Snape & Harry, R
Warnings/Ratings: R for nudity and implied bestiality (we think she's obsessed), warning for CRACK. Also, angst...we think. As usual, dial-up users beware.
Snequus by Corvus Coronis
Title: Mornings Like These
Author:
corvus_coronisTeam: Team Postwar
Characters Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Genre/s: Romance/Hurt-Comfort
Prompt: Diversion
Rating: NC 17
Summary: Why Harry believes that Snape is still with him, regardless of what the others might think.
Warnings: Masturbation, crack!, Possibly a little bit of implied necro (?)
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
Author's notes: Closing drabble for
snarry_games 2007. This is meant to be a follow-up to my Team Postwar fic Amphisbaena, so it will make better sense if you read that one first. Thanks to accio_kilt for the beta.Mornings Like These
Snape vanished the wineglass. “I believe it is time for something more substantial,” he said, dissolving into a swirl of white sparks...
Harry awoke to the morning chatter of sparrows outside. Reaching down with his wand hand, he idly began to stroke at the pleasant morning firmness between his thighs. He then remembered the dream.
“You still around, Snape?’ he murmured, feeling a pleasant chill in his stomach as his hand suddenly became a little warmer. Fingers now seeming to move from another’s will began tickling his balls, fingering his shaft…
It was mornings like these that kept Harry believing.
Title: Elegant
Author:
corvus_coronisTeam: Team Postwar
Characters Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Genre/s: Romance
Prompt: Phoenix Tears
Rating: PG
Summary: Harry almost forgot how much he’d missed the feel of Severus’s hands. Severus didn’t realise how much he’d missed using them.
Warnings: Mention of (past) partial animal transformation, implied (past) bestiality.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
Author's notes: Closing drabble for
snarry_games 2007. This is meant to be a follow-up to my opening games ‘Snequus’ crack!art here, so it will make better sense if you read that one first. Thanks to accio_kilt for the beta.Elegant
Though the Phoenix Tear potion had restored him; it still took Severus a week before he could walk unaided again.
Harry accompanied him as he patrolled the castle grounds, and the pair soon found themselves alone at the edge of a pine grove. “The forest perimeter trail.” Harry said. “Remember those nights?”
“You were heavy,” Snape replied, but there was humour in his tone.
“You could be a rough ride,” Harry answered, taking the Professor’s elegant hand; “but anyway, I’m glad you’ve got these again instead of those hooves.”
“So am I,” Severus said, sliding the other around Harry’s waist.
Title: Lamia Parts
Author:
corvus_coronisTeam: Team Postwar
Characters Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Genre/s: Hurt-Comfort/Angst
Prompt: Cold War
Rating: PG
Summary: Life as a bi-gendered Lamia isn’t always easy. Neither is life with one.
Warnings: Implied past mpreg, implied bestiality.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
Author's notes: Closing drabble for
snarry_games 2007. This is meant to be a follow-up to my opening games ‘Snagini’ crack!art comic here, so it will make better sense if you read that one first. Thanks to accio_kilt for the beta.Lamia Parts
Harry hurried down to answer the door. “If it’s another quack after Lamia parts for potions,” Severus yelled from upstairs, “send them away!”
“Yes Sir!” Harry muttered. Their relationship had been a cold war since that last scare, and he wished Hermione would soon find a contraceptive potion or spell that worked with ‘special cases’ like Severus.
“Who is it?” he snapped; “oh, hi Hermione!”
“Good news!” she replied, holding a vial.
“You certain?” Harry asked. “Tincture of Sterility; it’s worked with everything I’ve tried it on,” she assured him; “I’m certain.”
“That’s great,” he told her, “he’ll be thrilled!”
Title: Relic
Author:
corvus_coronisTeam: Team Postwar
Characters Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Genre/s: Humour/Romance
Prompt: Relic
Rating: PG
Summary: Nearly losing someone can make one appreciate them more.
Warnings: Implied old age.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.
Author's notes: Closing drabble for
snarry_games 2007. This is meant to be a follow-up to One More Inch, my Team Angst pinch hit art from the previous round of the games, so it will make better sense if you see that one first. Thanks to accio_kilt for the beta.Relic
“Harry, where did you hide my reading glasses?”
“I didn’t hide them anywhere,” Harry protested. “Try checking the top of your head.”
“Very funny, Mr. Potter” Severus said as he found them exactly where Harry suggested. “Once again, our Great Hero is Always Right and Never Needs Anybody,” he grumbled, wiping them with a handkerchief.
“You crotchety old relic,” Harry said, “I’ve never forgotten that had you been one inch further away from me back then in the Ministry, who knows what would have happened.”
“Let us not think about that, shall we?” Severus replied, taking Harry into a kiss.
Thank you,
corvus_coronis!Coming up tomorrow, more Champion Interviews!