alisanne (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} alisanne) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} snarry100,@ 2006-11-10 08:54:00 |
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| Entry tags: | challenge 31: dialogue, jadzia7667 |
Four Drabbles
Original poster: jadzia7667
Title: Tell Him
Author: jadzia7667
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Challenge: #31 – Dialogue, for snarry100
Disclaimer: Not mine. They’re hers.
Warnings: mentions of potential mpreg
Beta: The lovely florida_minxie
“Albus, the boy is only twenty.”
“He’s old enough to know the truth, Severus.”
“He’d be better off not knowing.”
“He’ll be furious if you hide it from him.”
“He’s got enough to worry about.”
“Doesn’t he deserve some happiness?”
“You’re madder than everyone assumes if you think he’ll be happy about this.”
“Quite possibly. Tell him immediately, Severus. He loves you. He’ll be delighted.”
“He’ll be horrified. He has no idea wizards can become pregnant.”
“He’s always wanted a family, Severus. You can give him that.”
“Do you really think so?”
“Yes. You’ll be wonderful parents. Tell him. Now.”
Title: That’s Not Funny
Author: jadzia7667
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Challenge: #31 – Dialogue, for snarry100
Disclaimer: Not mine. They’re hers.
Warnings: Confirmation of mpreg
Beta: The lovely florida_minxie
“Harry, I have something to tell you.”
“You’re leaving me, aren’t you?
“Of course not. Why would you think that?”
“Everyone I love leaves me.”
“Not me. Not ever. I love you, idiot.”
“What is it, then?”
“We’re going to have a baby.”
“We’ve been approved to adopt?”
“No. We’re expecting a child, Harry.”
“From where? Is it a boy or a girl? When? How?”
“From my newly formed uterus, I don’t know, in about seven months, and in the usual fashion.”
“That’s not funny, Severus.”
“It isn’t meant to be. You got me pregnant, Potter.”
“Aren’t I talented?”
“Indeed.”
Title: Are You Happy?
Author: jadzia7667
Rating: G+
Word count: 100
Challenge: #31 – Dialogue, for snarry100
Disclaimer: Not mine. They’re hers.
Warnings: further discussion of mpreg
Beta: The lovely florida_minxie
“You fainted. How do you feel?”
“Woozy. Did I hit my head? I thought you said you were pregnant, Severus.”
“I did.”
“How can you be pregnant?”
“You’re quite the powerful wizard, Mr. Potter. It’s rare, but it does happen.”
“Is it safe?”
“Safe enough. The magic protects the fetus.”
“I’ll take good care of you, love. This is brilliant!”
“I’m glad you’re happy.”
“Are you happy?”
“I wasn’t sure you were ready. You’re very young. If you’re happy, Harry, I’m happy.”
“Come here and let me show you just how happy I am.”
“That’s what caused this in the…mmmppffhhh.”
Title: It’s A….
Author: jadzia7667
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Challenge: #31 – Dialogue, for snarry100
Disclaimer: Not mine. They’re hers.
Warnings: mpreg
Beta: The lovely florida_minxie
~Seven months later~
“I hate you! You are the most horrible man Merlin ever allowed to live. You’re never touching me again.”
“It won’t be long now, love. I’m sorry it hurts.”
“Crucio was less painful!”
“I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Now breathe with me.”
“Go away. Bastard. Ahhhh!”
“I’m never leaving you. Or our babies.”
“Push, Severus. It’s time.”
“Madame Pomfrey, I despise you.”
“Of course, Severus. All labouring parents do.”
“She’s beautiful!”
“Once more, Severus.”
“There he is!”
“Two beautiful babies.”
“Such typical Gryffindor excess, Potter.”
“Brace yourself. I’m going to kiss you now.”
“Acceptable. If you must.”