"I betcha could have sumthin' nice wi' Padma down in Hogshmede. Both like books an' stuff-" he rambled.
Drunk!Harry is the best. Book an' stuff... mmm-hmmm.
"I said I'm not having them!" Faelan exclaimed. "And you're stupider," Faelan mumbled in retort to Harry, but for some reason, he couldn't remember why he was saying that. "And also stupid. That girl's way too pretty, she'd never like me. And she's your age, why don't you date her?"
There's nothing wrong with older women, Faelan... ;) And you never know - I might think you're cute or something. *g*