Harry snorted. "First, I didn't toss her off the stick, now did I? And second, she was my girlfriend for about 5 minutes. If I'd stayed with her much longer, I'd have drowned, literally. She never stopped crying!"
He knew it was a scathing assessment, but Cho wasn't here to hear him, and there were times when Harry thought he'd have been much happier if she hadn't put him off women for life.