Luna had intended to take her time nosing around, detouring into erotica and looking for books on magical creatures, but she soon found a book in the romance section so perfect that she had to rush back to show Neville.
"Look, Neville, I think you'll like this one. The protagonist is exploring the jungle in search of rare creatures, just like I was looking for, and her love interest is an Herbologist, so it has both! He starts out saving her from a Venomous Tentacula, which I'm sure will appeal to you, but then summary goes on to say that she has to match her wits against 'terrifying and dreadful beasts of the wild' and lead them back to civilization when they lose the rest of their group, so I don't think she's much of a distressed damsel." She held the book out to Neville, beaming. "I didn't read any of it, but it's the same publisher as the others, so I'm sure the language is sufficiently purple for you."
Finishing her excited promotion of the novel, she cocked her head and looked between Neville and Padma. "You both look serious. Has Gawain mussed his nappy?"