A large package arrives, addressed to "Her Royal Highness, Princess Iaina Anne Smith, and her adoring parents. Inside is a huge stuffed dragon wearing a diaper and a baby cap, with a pacifier in its mouth. The dragon holds an envelope, in which is a certificate which provides "Ms. Iaina Anne Smith with full tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, upon the occasion of her acceptance that that school." Another certificate is for "Madame Aphrodite's Day Spa" and entitles the bearer to a day of luxurious pampering, massage, manicure, and hairstyling. For Zach there is a huge bottle of Grand Marnier with a small tag reading "For celebration now, and sleep later!" There is also a note.
Debi and Zach -
Congratulations on your wonderful new daughter! There is nothing quite as special as a little baby girl, is there? I can't wait to see her! In the meantime, I hope you don't mind my presumption in the gift; I gave Neville the same for his twins, and I have no doubt your little angel will end up at school with our hellions wee ones. If you like, think of it as enticement not to send her to Beauxbatons to escape the Snape Horde!
All the best, and my love, too! Remus, Severus, and family