"It might help at that," Remus said softly. His lips quirked up. "I remember when Sirius first got that damned motorbike of his. He was so proud, you'd have thought that he had lost his virginity or something. I didn't want to go up on it because I knew that as crazy as Padfoot was on a broom, he was going to be even worse on that bike. But he badgered me and teased me until I agreed." He chuckled. "I was right, too - Sirius put that bike through stunts that made me want to scream like a little girl, but I just held on and bit my lip, so he tried even harder to get me to lose it. He went into this dive... I think it was the precursor to that cliff dive of his, and I did scream, since the ground was rushing up at us. Also wet myself, because I was sure we were going to crash. He pulled it up at the last possible second, though. When we finally landed I started yelling at him, only to notice that he'd wet himself, too. He'd not intended to do it - he'd lost control of the bike and was certain he was going to kill us both. But he was grinning like a maniac, and I knew it was no use. 'Wasn't that great, Moony?' he asked me. 'Let's do it again!'"