The mere thought was so abhorrent, about one brother, at least, that Harry tried to gasp in shock and laugh at the same time. The result was a spectacular arch of ale sprayed across the table, leaving Harry sputtering and cursing.
"Bloody hell, man, have a heart in there?" Harry reached over and thumped Sirius in the chest with a wet hand. "I said tall and dark, not tall and-" It was a good thing Harry was on his first ale or the greasy might have slipped out despite Gaius' presence. "And Snape!"