Clint B / Borky Barnes
There was no reason a grown man ever really should have made it to Dora the Explorer. Clint's own knowledge of it wasn't really something he was proud of, involving a lot of depressed couch nap times with the tv running 24/7. It'd been a while now, but man, he'd seen some weird shit.
"Most of that convention should be burned into your memory, my dearest centaur. This is -- you know. The same but different because it's stranger but less niche, I think? Is that how that word works in that sentence?" It didn't matter.
"Uhh that was Dora the bilingual children's cartoon explorer. Keep up, babe---oh." Those glasses. Bucky just had 'em on him and jesus it did things to Clint. Just. Great amazing good things. "Viva las--there are Elvis Impersonators here. They marry people," he blurted.