Those filthy traitorous animals stopping him from pressing his revenge on the woman of his life. While being blocked by Lockheed, John wallowed in the disaster unfolding around him. "Lockheed! You sleep outside tonight!" John threatened, before turning on his heel to run the opposite direction of Kitty. She had bolted towards the front of the house, and John set up and waited to spring his ambush on her.
Squirtle sitting next to him.
John looked down at the turtle who looked at him with apologetic eyes. "Oh come now, we both know I'm not really mad." He patted the turtle on the head with a smile. "Now.." He whispered. "When I get my hands on Kitty, you soak her real good." John smiled as Squirtle agreed with a nod. Then there was Kitty. Waiting for John to come from the direction she came. John jumped from his own hiding place. "C'MERE YOU!" John yelled with delight closing the distance to Kitty quickly grabbing onto her and picking her up over his shoulder. "You think you're so clever, eh?" John started. "Okay Squ-" And the turtle didn't wait before unleashing water hell on the pair of them.