Stabbee / Stabber
They were sworn to do this. It was practically law that traced back centuries, eons ago. Who were they if they did not uphold tradition? Certainly not the two princes born to be kings. While they both had their way of going against tradition that was one thing they never strayed from. Bugging the ever living fuck out of Loki was one of Thor's favorite things to do (really because it got him attention; he was a child, really).
This mindless bullshit was something he could do so easily, and he knew Loki could too. They needed it. They desperately needed it. Thank the gods for the Pepperoni Shortage of Thortopia.
"And what does that make you, a thief?" Thor actually growled at the sight of Loki licking his fingers like that. Maybe it was a little sexually charged but mostly he was just pissed off. Depending on the circumstances their house might crumble that night for two very different reasons. Were his hands not full of pizza and space beer things might've been a little more problematic. "I'm going to heave all your soaps and fizzy sweet smelling balls in the pond and take the biggest bubblebath this town has ever seen."