Pyro/Carol
"Have what?" John put on the best face he had to act dumb and as if she was obviously speaking in tongues. "I think you will have a very poor time in finding them." Pyro smirked with a giggle. "I wrote under a pen name, and something something something hypothetical." John rolled his eyes. Truthfully, she was the only person he told about his writing history, so he was going to actually let her read them. BUT, John wasn't just going to fold like a wet napkin. That was insane.
"WHOA!" John feigned shock. "I write the only highest of quality gothic romance novels." He pointed out as if it were fact. Another fact, it was all trashy and he knew it. Trashier the better they sold. It was good honest work before he decided a life of crime paid the bills better.