Pyro/Carol
"To be fair, I like tempting everyone." John teased with a coy grin as he continued poking the proverbial bear. Some would accuse John for playing with fire too often.
"Don't I dare what?!" John challenged immediately. "I don't know what you're talking about?! I'm innocent in this encounter!" Of course he wasn't. He wasn't in the slightest delusional on this topic. John wasn't about to let this one go, because it was just too much gold to let go - and John didn't part with gold very often.
"Gasp!" John feigned insult. "How dare you you pervert!" John whispered. Then moving his tone to a normal voice he continued. "I mean, you're not exactly wrong. Their..." John looked at her. "Never mind. You can't read them anyway!" John bounced some away from her some. "It's private and you can't have them!" He really should have burned them too, but he just couldn't bring himself to it.