"He's my friend from back home, he's here too." He told her. "Captain America," He added, because she might a well know since Steve wore that thing on his sleeve. So you know if she thought Iron Man and The Wasp were funny she'd like that one even more.
He snorted when she guessed that it was the robots that got him off, calling him weird. And sure Tony might admit that he was a little weird, but he wasn't quite as weird as what she was insinuating.
"What?" He asked eyes going wide, "With DUM-E?" He couldn't even begin to try and imagine something like that. "No, of course not, no that's - no, he's like.... he's like my kid. I would never." God that would be just awful, DUM-E didn't deserve anything like that. Sure he cleaned up after Tony, and made him smoothies, and tried his best to clean up for him - but that was on task he'd never