Madison stared at him for a long, long moment before she scoffed and rolled her eyes. "SHIT! You're gay, aren't you? Maybe I am in Hell, after all. The first piece of ass that presents itself and he's gay."
Next thing she'd find out that the drink was non-alcoholic. Wordlessly, she lifted her hand towards her dress and pack of cigarettes came flying ove into her hand. She pulled one out and lit it with the end of her finger before taking a drag and at least offering him one.
"Whatever. At least you have a hot tub. I guess you're not a total loss."