Kevin & Mike Hat + Tony Stark
Well, that was the least effective escape plan that Tony had managed -- maybe ever. And he'd been nearly stabbed through on an alien planet rather recently, so that was saying a lot. A diversion was not reached. Kevin was still here, and still solidly planning his karaoke debut with Tony as a partner.
On the plus side, he thought, was that he'd get Sonny's part, since Kevin had even offered the dog as much.
"Fifteen minutes might be pushing it," he said, but he took two of the champagne flutes because double fisting was the age old art to getting drunk as quickly as possible. "But you're persistent, aren't you. What is it you did back home?"