Birthday Boy | Carol
"I think it'd only be polite," John said with an air of innocence that wasn't even remotely believable. "And you know me too well already. This is exactly what I'd dared t'hope for this morning, y'know."
Well, he hadn't actually hoped for much beyond maybe a drink or two, but this was much better.
"I don't doubt that," Constantine said of the aliens, and he got that, sure. They were aliens to some other creatures. Or he was because apparently Carol wasn't of the same class. "This one was ugly though. Looked like someone shat out an entire slug."
"And I haven't done it for months," he countered with a laugh before leaning in a little conspiratorially. "Dare we give it ago?"