John grinned over that like he actually thought it was funny -- and it kinda was, even if it was obviously a deflection. That was fair, his stories tended to be grim. Not all of them, but a good deal. "You'd be in luck," he said, "pretty sure they've got me on speed dial down there."
He pushed the cart right up to the door of the bar, even though it was a grassy terrain. "How could I resist? I'll be a regular customer in no time at all."