Loki / Tony
"Vainglorious," Tony repeated with a quirk of his eyebrow and a grin, it sounded exactly like the kind of word that Loki would use and yeah maybe he liked it. He could be vain, but was it really vain when you were a genius inventor not to mention a hero? Tony did his best not to let it go to his head, but you know sometimes it was good to remind people that even when he was a stumbling idiot in certain situations he was actually still a genius.
Even if Loki could get clean more easily, Tony was pretty sure there was no replacing a real shower, sure they could bathe in the river and it was fine but hot water? Real shampoo? A huge mirror and soft towels? Yeah that came way before bacon as far as Tony was concerned. "Sure I love food, I indulge all the time." Well regularly, not so much since they'd come to Starklandia, but it wasn't like they had the space for that just yet, but in time they'd get there. Of course it felt a little like maybe that wasn't true with Loki looking at him so intently, like maybe they weren't actually talking about food.
"Maybe you'll show me which direction the bacon is in?" He tried after a moment, Tony was fairly certain gaining the upper hand in this particular conversation wasn't going to happen but that would never stop him from trying.