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Clint Barton is going back to bed. ([info]today_sucks) wrote in [info]snapthread,
@ 2019-12-09 20:11:00

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Entry tags:beverly marsh, clint barton (616)

Who: Clint Barton and Beverly Marsh
What: Shopping, meeting
Where: Through the doors
When: Dec 9th





It was always a gamble, going through the doors — sure, most of the time it was at least possible to see a little bit of what they’d be walking into, but not always. Sometimes things got really weird when they’d looked normal to begin with. And sometimes they looked weird from the start, but Clint was sort of a glutton for action and went through anyway and either regretted it or had some fun.

In this instance though, he’d made sure to open and close about a hundred door opportunities (some that looked fun, some that did not) in order to get something relatively normal. Beverly was new, and had never been through before and it didn’t really matter if Clint had a bow with him or not: a bad time was a bad time. He didn’t want anyone to have to deal with that on the first go.

So here they were, standing in some kind of big-ass mall in — well. Clint looked around curiously, spotting out stores that looked familiar but only in a nostalgic kind of way. The late 90’s, maybe? “What do you think?” He asked his new pal — not that they really knew each other, but Beverly seemed nice enough, and he’d always had a soft spot for red-heads so he figured they’d probably get there. “Good enough, or should we try for someplace else?” If this place had a Suncoast DVD store, they could go for absolutely broke, filling up the library with watchable options.


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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-10 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Damn, how long had it been since Beverly stepped foot into a mall? Probably years - she fondly remembered the days of her 90s teenage dream youth, flashes of things like neon pink signs that said Claire’s and pizza that was like cardboard, maybe even spending hours browsing CDs before there were things like iPods and phone apps to get the latest music. Ah, nostalgia.

And any nostalgia that didn't include traipsing around in a dank, smelly sewer to kill a fucking clown was what she preferred to cling to. Derry may have been a literal, actual pit of evil but they had access to a mall, even if they had to drive a little ways.

Wearing jeans and black boots that climbed high with a cozy belted-at-the-waist sweater thrown over that, she felt like she fit in pretty well. "No, this is great," she assured Clint. "I bet they even have an Auntie Anne's pretzel place and a Spencer's."

God. They could spend hours in Spencer's. She wanted to do something handmade for the other Losers, for Christmas, but getting them gag gifts was also high priority, okay. "Where to first?"

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-11 03:23 am UTC (link)
Clint maybe hadn't been truly able to appreciate malls for what they'd been in their prime-- a teenage friend hangout -- but he had plenty of memories of being in them instead of going to school when he was younger; of skipping out of foster homes with his brother, chilling out in the arcade or the food court, watching Barney sweet talk girls to get them free fries or pizza. Maybe there'd been some shoplifting when they were a bit older. There'd been some thrill in that back then, so long as Clint framed it in a way where he justified it as need instead of just theft.

To think, he'd grown up to be some kind of hero.

"I want a hotdog pretzel," Clint said, like a man who was a glutton for stomach punishment. "We need that before we go. But maybe we start at the -- Spencer's? Which one is that again?"

It turned out to be neon plastic jewelry and odd trinkets. The place was so clearly aimed at teenage girls, but Clint seemed well-amused by trying on every pair of sunglasses there were on the rack. They even had purple, and he was frickin' gonna get them. Along with a bandana in every color imaginable. He didn't even know why, not really. Maybe they'd be cute on his dog. "So," he said to Bev, making faces at himself in the little mirror. "What's your story?"

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-11 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Spencers was not just for teenage girls - it was a smorgasboard of the gross and nasty, the best prank gifts of all time, and she may have picked up a book for Richie entitled 'Ass Eating Made Simple' because she wanted to see the look on his face when he opened it on Christmas morning. Ho, ho, ho.

"And a lemonade from Auntie Anne's too," she added. "It's like crack." Speaking of, don't even get her started on Cinnabon. The smell. It was heavenly, blessed by angels.

But she'd ignore the snarling in her stomach and craving for junk food for the time being, focusing on actual shopping - they could get a lot of movies at Suncoast, and maybe music at Sam Goody. "My story?" Beverly repeated, glancing up from her browsing. "It's a long one and involves a demon space clown. Are you sure you want to get into it?" Not for the faint of heart, but Clint seemed like he could handle it.

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-11 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Well, apparently Spencer's got racier the further you walked into the place. Clint considered the coffee mugs once he'd spotted them and wondered if he ought to start up a thing where everyone got their own mug at COFFEE. Yeah, this place was rife with gag gifts. Good thing he'd brought along his bag of infinite holding, or whatever.

Maybe he wasn't expecting sex toys all the way at the back though. Clint squinted at cheap handcuffs and things that operated by battery alone and wondered how he'd missed this store his entire life.

"An alien space clown?" He asked, focusing more of his attention on her than might have been necessary but this was an interesting one and he didn't want to miss any words over the music. Best to just do a little extra lip reading. "As someone who used to be in a circus and who's been to space, but has never seen those things combined, I feel like I definitely want to get into it."

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-12 12:05 am UTC (link)
Fair enough, then. Beverly had never weaved the words of her life's story in a store where you'd find lava lamps and then, toward the back in the no-no zone, there were butt plugs, lubes, and lotions. Oh my. But she'd do her best now. "It was this creature from space and it crash-landed in what would become my hometown. For eons it fed on children, their fear salting the meat, and I grew up in this place where - everything was soaked in evil." And blood.

Her voice was thoughtful, quiet, as she recounted the grisly, gruesome tale. "One summer, my friends and I put a stop to it. IT, that was the name of this creature - though the form IT took the most was a dancing clown named Pennywise. We forced it into hibernation and made a vow that we'd come back if it wasn't really dead."

Those ginger brows poked upward, as if to say, surprise. We ended up making good on our vow.

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-12 01:08 am UTC (link)
There was no better place for serious stories than between lava lamps and nipple clamps, Clint figured. The thing about having a seriously weird fucking life was that there was no real way to take it completely seriously after a while. Everything was grain of salt. Everything and nothing felt bad or absurd or whatever feeling came up as the biggest in the moment. So let Bev talk about an alien murder clown she'd defeated as a child next to dolphin shaped vibrators.

"It sucks how most things never seem to stay dead when you want them to," Clint said, picking up what she was putting down, because how couldn't he? It might have sounded weird or unrealistic to most, but Clint could just have easily admitted here too that he'd died twice, was good friends with several aliens, and had been in a relationship with an alien masquerading as his now ex-wife, once. Shit was just weird. "What happened?"

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-12 02:03 pm UTC (link)
"We came back, as much as we didn't want to," she said - though Bev didn't mention Stan, didn't want to talk about that. It was still a lance of pain through her chest, even though he was right here now. He was fine. Regardless, going over it again didn't seem to be a good idea and she wasn't sure how much he'd told people in the town anyway. "We went back to ITs old stomping grounds and fought the fucking clown, after it spent some time trying to scare us first. Turned out that the way to kill it was to bully it to death, making it feel small. So we did - and crushed its heart. After that, Derry became...almost normal."

Or so she assumed. But the evil had been vanquished, the 'curse' lifted. No more random shootings or acts of arson, or the police starting to look into an incident and then just giving up for reasons unknown.

The music playing overhead, tinny sounds through mall speakers, also seemed to help ground her in the moment. She was fine too, shopping in a 90s mall and surrounded by enough sex toys you could shake a stick at. "What about you, what's your story?" she asked.

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-12 11:30 pm UTC (link)
She didn't have to mention her friends - Clint didn't need the full story (they didn't know each other like that, she owed him nothing) but he was aware they existed anyway. They all hung around together in town. The loud angry one, the quiet one, the tall one that liked fucking with people's lovingly crafted playlists at parties. Losers, they called themselves, and Clint thought it was charming. He was always glad when people had some of their own around. He wouldn't know what he'd do if he was all alone.

"Man, I wish trash talking was a more common way to beat evil stuff," Clint said, kind of bemused. He was sure it wasn't as easy as all that, not the way that group all looked haunted around the edges. But that wasn't his business either.

He picked up one of the lava lamps and thought he was sure there was someone in town who'd love to hate it. He was definitely going to get it. "Me? I'm the idiot who runs around with gods and superheroes and fights evil stuff with a bow and arrow." His smile was boyishly charming. "I guess that's the short of it anyway."

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-13 12:04 am UTC (link)
"Me too," Beverly smiled wistfully because, yeah, bullying something to death? If only they had known. Maybe they could have saved Stan in time. But no, then again, it really wasn't as easy as a few taunts and insults - there was the whole failed Ritual of Chüd, a battle of wills, a way to defeat evil spirits, first off. Not to mention everything else they'd endured before they even got to the very end of that chapter anyway. "So you don't use insults, you use a bow and arrow. That works as well."

She really fucking loved those lava lamps, truth be told - maybe even had one in her college dorm despite it probably being some kind of fire hazard. They were just so mesmerizing. "You must be pretty good?" she guessed, glancing at Clint before picking up a blue lava lamp box to study. "Do you give lessons?"

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-13 03:58 am UTC (link)
"Well, I use insults too," Clint said, like it was obvious. He stuck another lava lamp into his basket, and then one of the vibrators too, for good measure. Hey, you just never knew. "But mostly that just makes me feel better, not much else good comes of it."

He offered a gesture at the store, eyebrow raised like he wanted to know if maybe there was anything else she needed here before they moved on to the bigger, better world of lemonade, hotdogs and cinnabon. And then other stores, too. Funcoland had existed around...whatever now was, he was pretty sure.

"I'm the best," he agreed, and it wasn't even like he was trying to brag, he just was. No one had better aim, and he never missed. It was kind of his thing. "Are you looking to learn?"

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-13 05:26 pm UTC (link)
It was one lava lamp for Beverly, and that stocking stuffer for Richie, and maybe a couple other things for her Loser friends (a Fuck a Duck blowup doll she was going to put in Stan's room without a word or any explanation, and a rainbow sour penis lollipop for Eddie) - and yes, now she was good to go. "All set," she told Clint, happily shifting her basket on her arm. "And if you're the best, yeah. I'm definitely looking to learn."

Her aim was pretty good, but nothing professional. Mostly she just had practice with rocks and, you know, snowballs. It was also that she wanted to learn how to use at least some kind of weapon - knives seemed pretty self-explanatory, and guns made her nervous. Anyone could pull the trigger on a boomstick, but a bow and arrow required precision.

"How much do you charge for lessons?"

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-13 10:21 pm UTC (link)
"I'm definitely the best," Clint agreed before putting all his stuff (it all amassed so quickly) on the counter at check out, gesturing for her to do the same and then pulling out his card. Or, well, Tony's card. What was the point in being friends with a billionaire if you couldn't have some of his money in order to go on shopping sprees? Well. Beside that whole general friendship angle. Whatever.

"Money's pretty useless," he said after a beat -- because it wasn't used in Starklandia, and well -- again, because he literally just had free reign with a credit card that had more on it than could ever even feasibly be spent. "But I'll trade favors, if you wanna go that route? I could use a few more people to watch the shop now and again."

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-14 12:14 am UTC (link)
Ah, gifts. It was nice to have a way to pay for them, because Beverly would have felt guilty about stuffing everything into that bottomless pit of a bag and then whistling a jaunty tune while exiting, hoping the store alarms didn't go off. The credit card was about as handy as Alice's rabbit hole of a purse, so, she wasn't complaining. "Favors? Yeah - "

She took her shopping bag, everything having fit into one, and slung the plastic handles over her wrist. "I can do that. Watch the shop for you, I mean. I'm best with clothes but also good with coffee." So, Clint could show her the ropes and she could test out her barista skills, and her skills at creating latte art (a flower was possible, perhaps a heart, maybe even dicks or boobs - depending).

"I mean, it'll be good, right? You can spend more time with your significant other," she pointed out. Beverly didn't have that setup. Toiling away at the coffee shop to allow for couples time, for someone else, was no big deal.

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-14 01:03 am UTC (link)
Clint would have felt guilty too -- not that he hadn't stole before and probably wouldn't again -- needs must, after all, and he couldn't feel too bad about a loaf of bread for hungry mouths situation, but it wasn't quite the same for gag dildos, was it?

Once they were out of the store, Clint took to stuffing all his newly found items into his Bag of Holding and grinned at Beverly. "Cool. It's not like -- a huge deal. It's not like there's a huge crowd of people to be helping but, I dunno. It feels more like home when there are places to go, y'know? So I keep it open like it's real business hours or whatever." Not like there was much else to occupy their time and wasn't that weird, some days? Clint had gone from running like crazy around the clock to a whole lot of nothing. But he did like spending time with Bucky.

"Anyway. What's next?" He glanced around them, neon colors and teenagers everywhere.

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-14 01:19 pm UTC (link)
"Definitely - and a coffee shop is just one of those places where people gather and can make connections or whatever," Beverly said, shuffling along to a store directory. "It helps people feel at home." There was just something about it - a coffee shop, a bar, and it seemed like Starklandia had both, so. That was a positive thing. What other parts of a town did they even need?

Well, maybe like an actual grocery store or an actual hospital - they had a library though, so that was something? "Hm, oh - there's a Suncoast," she added, finger tapping onto the store name. "We could stock up on movies for people to check out of the library? If there's a system. I'm not sure how it works. But like, especially holiday movies."

And no matter what Richie said, Die Hard wasn't a holiday movie. Deal with it (and neither was Lethal Weapon, for that matter).

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-17 01:28 am UTC (link)
"I always just really liked coffee," Clint said with a goofy sort of smile -- of course, Beverly wasn't wrong and it was basically what he'd been saying a second ago but Clint just. Well, he sort of liked playing dumb and goofy. It was a good, friendly approach to life and everyone needed that more than the serious stuff.

"Let's get one of everything and scare all the employees," Clint decided gleefully. Mind, it was one of every movie in the mid 90's so it wasn't like, the cream of the crop or anything. But hey, any selection was better than what they had now. "I don't think there's a check out system. You just kinda take stuff and live on the honor system of not keeping books and dvds under your bed for the rest of your life." Clint was.... not good at that.

But Bev was wrong, and Die Hard was 100% a Christmas movie.

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
"One of every movie? Oh god, checking that out would take hours," Beverly laughed, but it was actually kind of amusing to picture. The Suncoast employees would have to call for backup - she might feel too much like a Karen who needed to speak to the manager, but. 'Tis the season? And hoarding movies was for a good cause. It would be for everyone in town.

But alright, she at least wanted to jolt her memory when it came to 90s nostalgia movies. When they got to the Suncoast, she went right for the holiday display in front, and nary a Die Hard was to be found. "What's your favorite Christmas movie? I think mine is the Santa Clause."

Or maybe Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Claus. It was so stupid and what kind of a girl would just run off to the North Pole to marry Santa Claus because he was on a time commitment? Regardless, she could not look away. It was the best kind of trainwreck.

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-19 01:34 am UTC (link)
"Maybe hours, yeah," Clint agreed. "We could warn them. Make it easier." It wasn't a Karen move, was it? They weren't going to complain. Clint wouldn't even make a scene about half the movies in this time era not having subtitled options, even though they definitely should have and he kinda needed them. "But I bet everyone back home would dig it. Makes it worth it, right? Wasn't it your fellas trying to start up a movie theater?"

He looked over the Christmas movies on display before snatching up Nightmare before Christmas, a 1993 classic. "This is my favorite. What's not to like? Thrilling plot. Music. The guy has a ghost dog. Is that the one with Tim Allen? God. Home Improvement used to make me so mad." Didn't matter if he liked it or not, they were definitely getting all the Holiday movies. They had to have a marathon.

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[info]mollyringwald
2019-12-19 01:18 pm UTC (link)
"Was it? That sounds like something they would do," Beverly chuckled fondly. Movie theaters were great no matter what age you were - who didn't like escapism in a dark room for a few hours, and with terrible-for-you snacks to boot? "Well, I guess we can help their project along, then. Since we're actually in a Suncoast now."

So, every movie it was. She started with the holiday movies, because she agreed with Clint - they needed to get every single one. Hence why she started piling them into her arms, didn't matter what it was. The 'classics' were in there, Miracle on 34th Street and White Christmas, but some newer films too - Home Alone, Jingle All the Way. "I love that one also," she chimed about Nightmare Before Christmas. "It serves as double duty, both for Christmas and Halloween. Good taste. Oh, look!"

She started laughing when she pointed out the cover of the film 'Jack Frost,' with Michael Keaton. "I remember this one - how horrible."

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[info]today_sucks
2019-12-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
"Yeah, one of them at least. The little angry one?" Everyone came into the coffee shop eventually, but Clint wouldn't say he always remembered names all that well until he personally talked to people. He did pay attention though -- at least to things that seemed reasonably important. And movies obviously were -- Clint was always waiting for an excuse to see Blade Runner on a bigger screen again.

"Oh my god," he said, behind a stack of dvds in his arms -- he was literally going A to Z up and then down again and it was taking more trips than he was ready to admit. Good thing this wasn't on his credit card. "I remember that one. That's -- that worst. That one was the worst. Like, was it not meant to be a horror movie? It felt a little like a horror movie."

In fact, he was pretty sure there were horror movies based on exactly that same plot and with the exact same title. No Michael Keaton though. Which was probably for the best.

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