Eddie looked kind of horrified and Bill did his best not to sigh out loud, but he sighed on the inside. It happened that way sometimes, people you liked who you thought were cool had very uncool and unlikable people that they loved. Maybe it was the opposites thing, maybe this Eddie guy was only cool and nice to people he liked, there were options and none of them looked particularly good for Bill.
Who would never go sticking his tongue down anyone's throat unless he had permission and was invited not to mention he couldn't have been less interested in the most uptight gent in Starklandia that was for sure.
"If you're sure I'm nice, then you probably don't need to go," Bill said with a little huff because he was uncomfortable and that was a feat in itself. Things didn't tend to make him uncomfortable, he was likable and he liked people easily, you could ask just about anyone around. "If I've offended you or something, mate, then consider me genuinely sorry. That's not been my intention."