1) You're the smartest bloke I know. 2) How are you so patient? RIDICULOUS, STOP THAT. 3) I don't think you realize how attractive you are and it makes you more attractive somehow. But you ARE so stop thinking you aren't. 4) That shirt with the little stars on???!?!! 5) That face you do when you know it's a bad idea but you're gonna go with it anyway.