Clint / Natasha
I don't mind not being cool. Maybe cool's overrated. You are the one who just called me weird and sappy, though, so that's the last time I ever get gushy about you in public. From now on, it's going to be all "Clint? He's okay. Makes me medium happy whenever we talk. Spent zero parts of today mentally writing a sex menu where he's the main course."