1) That's a lot of Ts on the end of holy shittttt. Please rest easy; this is a request that's going to be granted, Barton.
2) Well, yes, those are things that I'm interested in doing, and happy to do, but you're kind of at the top of my priority pile. There's always time for you. There's large percentages of time that are only for you.
3) Very. Very.
4) I like specifics.
5) Only once, at work, years ago. You - other you - were bugging me to do all your paperwork for you, and I told you I would absolutely not and to just make a list of everything you had to do and work through it, so you started the list with #1 - Annoy Nat Until She Gives Up And Does My Paperwork For Me Also I'll Buy Her A Latte and shoved it over the desk at me.