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Okay, I'm giving everyone a couple week's notice so you can come to terms with not being holed up in your caves all day with the person you're currently sleeping with - but Valentine's Day. It's a Friday. My birthday is the day before. I'm merging them together to host a party on Valentine's Day, at the house where I live, so you all better be there. It'll start at 7:00 PM so do your schmoopy breakfasts or lunches before then, I don't care. Just come to the party.

There will be food and drinks. Maybe some candy. Maybe some actual Valentine's Day cards. Maybe some surprises. Maybe cheese dicks again, if you ask Richie nicely.