Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mystery Author! Wow, this is all my fic-kinks wrapped up in a lovely holiday package. Being able to combine humour and hotness is a rare gift and this story had me giggling and fanning myself in turn.
I love this take on virgin!Snape, and a Dumbledore trying to be a little less human than he is, and most of all the utterly believable hedonist!Slughorn (who reminded me of Hedonist-Bot from Futurama in all the best ways). And Minerva! Oh, bless her.