Author: fluffyllama Title: Bumblethwacker, Broken Nose and the Wizard's Finger Characters: Severus Snape/Aberforth Dumbledore, with considerable off-screen input from Albus Dumbledore Rating: adult, NC-17 Content Info: *dirty talk, references to voyeurism, improper use and abuse of beer, object insertion, blink-and-you'll-miss-it spanking* Summary: A romance (of sorts) featuring three ales, two lonely men, and one interfering big brother. Disclaimer: The world of HP and its characters belongs to Rowling. The author of this fic has borrowed them for the purposes of storytelling. No profit was or will be made. Word count: ~4,414