Ahaha! This was kind of great. I love how neither of them will admit a damn thing, how everything is an exchange one way or another, and how you took something as cracked (er, so to speak) as a transfigured-Moody stuffed rhinoceros and made a story that had me seeing this crazy clear picture of the both of them, sarcastic and not suffering fools gladly and sort of imposing themselves upon each other.