"The old woman smiled. “I find that people who treat themselves well tend to do better overall in life. A self-fulfilling prophesy. Feel better, work better, earn more, hire more of my whores, feel better....”
“Certainly. Now, if you would be willing to start me off with a rentboy gratis every week for a month, perhaps we can jump-start the process.”
“Prime the pump for free! Hee!” The old woman cackled. “I'm afraid not.”