Wanted: Snarry Cliches
Hey folks! I'm looking for a list of Snarry cliches for a not even remotely secret upcoming project here at snape_potter. I'm looking for cliches throughout Snarry history so even cliches like "Pureblood Snape trains Harry in secret at Snape Manor" are welcome.
Some examples to get us started: 1) Forced bonding to defeat Voldemort/marriage law fics. 2) Glamour!Snape. Snape's hair isn't really greasy, it's because he works with potions all day/needs to be unattractive to children to maintain his cover. 3) Harry, accidentally or on purpose, finds a parallel reality where his parents are alive/where Neville is TBWL. 4) Harry travels back in time/uses the RoR and befriends Snape. 5) Cat!Harry or Cat!Snape. 6) Snape/Harry is wrongly accused of something/the WW is afraid he will become the next Dark Lord/has an incurable illness and needs help only the other can provide. 7) Snarry ensues via detention/Occlumency lessons/private tutoring. 8) Super-powerful Harry. 9) Vampire!Snape. 10) Newly divorced/widowed Harry discovers Snape is still alive but in hiding.
Old, new, jossed-by-canon - it's all good. The more cliches you can come up with, the better.