I have this ridiculous love for dreadful chat-up lines. I guess I just can't imagine those ever working on anyone. Well, unless they wanted them, to, that is. ;D I have a dozen more I'd have loved to use (especially the one about 9 3/4 being more than a platform number at King's Cross), but I had to stick to the 5 times format. Glad I could make you laugh. ♥